Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Reason 251

My father. Although my best friend, who has never met the man who sired me, vehemently believes my dad doesn't actually exist, I am happy to say I have a living, breathing papa, and I think the two of you would get along like gangbusters, Jason. His sense of humor rivals mine in terms of rapier-sharp wit and keen observations about this odd world of ours. Charm oozes from his pores (not in a creepy way), making everyone from the local barista to Bill Gates feel instantly at ease in his presence. My father is intelligent, inquisitive, intense, and probably lots of other words that start with the letter i. One of the traits I value most is the unconditional support he's always offered me. I mean, in high school he drove my best friend and me to a sold out Harry Connick, Jr. concert at the last minute so we could crash the front row and snag an autograph after the show. That's commitment. From baked goods to this blog, he gushes over just about everything I produce, which I know is kind of a job requirement for parents (at least good ones), but it still feels lovely to bask in his neverending enthusiasm. I wonder if outsiders are nauseated by our little mutual admiration society. No bother. Despite our not-so-fabulous traits, like our inability to abide stupid people and our occasional brashness, we know we're pretty darn awesome, and I am positive my dad would gladly bestow society membership on you, Jason, since he knows how much I adore you. If you're lucky we'll even teach you the secret handshake and password to our clubhouse.

Happy birthday, dad!

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