Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Reason 175

Personalized license plates. Today I pulled up behind a car with a plate that said "JENIFER" and thought the driver must be one of the most vain and uninspired people ever to get behind the wheel of a sporty compact car. Shelling out good money for a license plate with your own name on it seems to me like showing off a Girl Scout badge earned for stupidity. Is your own moniker either so fabulous or so forgetful that it must be plastered across your rear bumper for the whole world to see? The only thing worse than a vanity plate of your own name is one that proudly displays the make or model of the actual car it is attached to. Yeah, Mr. Over Compensating, we can see you're driving a Hummer. It isn't necessary to have "HUMMER" on your license plate. Jason, if you ever fall victim to extreme idiocy and decide to order a personalized plate with either your name or "VESPA" written on it, I will rip that DMV order form out of your hands and slap some sense into you. Then I will help you brainstorm actual clever possibilties for the convicts to stamp into your California plate. I think BIGMPPT has a nice ring to it, don't you?
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