Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Thursday, May 20, 2010

Reason 169

Packing. In the past month and a half or so I haven't slept in my own bed for more than three nights in a row. No, I haven't shacked up with a new paramour (unfortunately), I've been taking care of other people's domestic spaces and animals. All of this house sitting means I've become a bit of an expert when it comes to packing quickly. My clothes, food, toiletries, laptop (and all of its accoutrements), school stuff and entertainment necessities can all be bagged in under fifteen minutes, and I'm out the door. Today I even managed to squeeze in a ten-minute nap before vacating the condo because I was so on my organizational game. So, Jason, if you ever book a vacation at the last minute and decide you want some stellar companionship, I can be packed and ready for some fun in the sun (or snow) before you hang up the phone. Wait, we don't really hang phones up any more. Um, what should we call it now? Anyway, I also know exactly where my passport and a stash of cash is in case you're on the lam from the law and need an accomplice. We could be the next Bonnie and Clyde...except funnier and without killing anyone.

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