Foot massages. You may find this hard to believe, Jason, but I actually like feet and am happy to massage my friends' feet now and then. Actually, let me clarify. I like healthy, clean feet. You couldn't pay me enough to touch some old person's nasty feet (sorry, Mom). I'm not a foot fetishist, by any means, but there is something kind of cute and comforting about feet. Just think of all the amazing things our feet allow us to do - walk, skip, jump, run, dance. It's only right that we give them some TLC now and then. I happen to possess a set of above-average feet, in terms of the curve of my arch, length and shape of my toes, and general cuteness, so I am always happy to show them off. I even have a tattoo on the top of my right foot and get a happy tingle whenever someone points it out or asks what it says (it's in Latin). Since you are a giant among men at 6'4" I bet you have big feet, Jason. No problem. I will gladly knead your Sasquatch tootsies...as long as you wash all that forest debris off of them first.
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