Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Monday, March 1, 2010

Reason 91

Text speak. Jason, you have my word that I will never speak to you as if we were having a conversation by text. I'm sure you've seen these people. Heck, maybe you've even spoken to one. They're all "and then I was totally LOL and he was, like, OMG!" Now that I think about it, I deal with these people on a daily basis - they are called teenagers. Ugh. How sad, to watch the slow deterioration of the English language. I checked out a website of common texting acronyms and it listed 'alredi' as an alternative for 'already' and 'afair' as short for 'affair'. Really?! It takes too much time and effort to include one more freakin' letter in a word? I weep for the next generation. From this day forward I vow to never use the term ROTFL unless I am actually rolling on the floor laughing and, for some emergency purpose, must text my status to everyone in my contact list. BTW, thnx 4 rdng ths.

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