Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Sunday, March 14, 2010

Reason 104

Method acting. The past few days websites detailing every move made in Hollywood have been abuzz with the news that you and Ed Helms have signed on to star in the Duplass brothers' stoner comedy Jeff Who Lives at Home. It's probably no shock to those who have seen Freaks & Geeks or your films (or that notorious interview you and Paul Rudd did in England) that you will play Jeff, a pothead who still lives with his parents. Now, I'm not accusing you of spending quality time with Mary Jane, Jason, but I do know how dedicated you are when it comes to preparing for your roles, so I wouldn't be surprised if you went the method acting route and arrived on set everyday totally stoned out of your gourd. I bet the Duplass brothers would be thrilled by the passion you're exhibiting, although not so thrilled about the exorbitant craft service bills you'd be running up. I, myself, have never longed to be high, on marijuana or anything else sold in little baggies. In fact, I have never even smoked a cigarette. I would, however, be willing to ditch that goody two-shoes yoke hanging around my neck for a few hours in order to share some bud with you. My one requirement is it must come in chocolatey brownie form because, after 32 years of being smoke-free, I am not about to inhale anything other than food. Various miscreants I know have told me I'd be even more of a hoot than usual if marijuana ever worked its way into my system, so I think the two of us combined could have one hilarious helluva' time. So, let me know when you start filming down in New Orleans, Jason. I'll bring the brownie mix if you take care of the rest.

2 comments:

  1. I had to see what this blog was after seeing your song parody on youtube! I have always thought Jason Segel and I would be great friends and after reading this, I think you and I would be great friends! It was wonderfully entertaining to read your posts and see many of my own thoughts reflected in a stranger!

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  2. Thanks, Jessica! You totally made my night - both for the kind words and the fact that someone actually saw my YouTube video.

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