Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Friday, February 19, 2010

Reason 81

Broadway musicals. The neon lights really are bright on Broadway and I just can't burn my retinas enough. Whether in Seattle, New York, or some podunk town in between, I love the musical theater experience. My wonderful father took me to my first show when I was eight or nine and, after seeing that little red-headed moppet dance around the stage with her bald sugar daddy, I was hooked. Jason, you have mentioned your love of musicals in a few interviews, so let me emphatically state I will go see shows with you any time, anywhere. Well, maybe not on a school night because if I stay out late I'll be a mess at work the next day. And maybe not outside of the greater Seattle area because I can't afford to just be buying plane tickets left and right, even for someone as fabulous as you. And probably not if the show has gotten terrible reviews because I have no interest in wasting my time or my money on no-talent hacks who stumble over uninspired lines. So, I guess if you happen to be in my town or I happen to be in your town and there is something playing that both critics and friends have raved about, then I would love to be your date for a night out at the theater. Just give me a call and we can experience that fabled "magic in the air" together.

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