BUST magazine. Since 1993 Debbie Stoller and a gaggle of super cool chicks have been cranking out an amazing magazine that appeals to women who are interested in more than the latest celebrity plastic surgery debacle, eleven sex tips to really please your man, and recipes for delicious no-fat desserts that taste like sawdust but won't increase the size of your ass (thank God!). Basically, the kind of women I like to hang out with and I imagine, Jason, the kind of lady you are down with as well. Every year BUST puts out a "Men We Love" issue and I am shocked you haven't graced the cover yet. Past cover darlings include Elijah Wood, Beck and those two zany New Zealanders, Jemaine and Bret, who make up Flight of the Conchords. Yes, these men are talented, attractive and creative, but I would argue that you are just as fabulous. You always speak of your female costars with the highest level of respect and the women you write into your screenplays are authentic, interesting and just as flawed as the men you write about. Clearly, you love and appreciate women, which makes you a perfect candidate for BUST cover boy. So, my dear friend, I will start my campaign today to get you into the next Men We Love issue. Dear readers, feel free to contact Ms. Stoller and sing the praises of Jason as well. Perhaps coverage in a respectable periodical will make the pictures of Segel and Lohan canoodling at several Hollywood clubs a distant memory. I still throw up a little in my mouth when I think of that. Sigh.Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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BUST magazine. Since 1993 Debbie Stoller and a gaggle of super cool chicks have been cranking out an amazing magazine that appeals to women who are interested in more than the latest celebrity plastic surgery debacle, eleven sex tips to really please your man, and recipes for delicious no-fat desserts that taste like sawdust but won't increase the size of your ass (thank God!). Basically, the kind of women I like to hang out with and I imagine, Jason, the kind of lady you are down with as well. Every year BUST puts out a "Men We Love" issue and I am shocked you haven't graced the cover yet. Past cover darlings include Elijah Wood, Beck and those two zany New Zealanders, Jemaine and Bret, who make up Flight of the Conchords. Yes, these men are talented, attractive and creative, but I would argue that you are just as fabulous. You always speak of your female costars with the highest level of respect and the women you write into your screenplays are authentic, interesting and just as flawed as the men you write about. Clearly, you love and appreciate women, which makes you a perfect candidate for BUST cover boy. So, my dear friend, I will start my campaign today to get you into the next Men We Love issue. Dear readers, feel free to contact Ms. Stoller and sing the praises of Jason as well. Perhaps coverage in a respectable periodical will make the pictures of Segel and Lohan canoodling at several Hollywood clubs a distant memory. I still throw up a little in my mouth when I think of that. Sigh.
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Your pieces are delightful...keep it up !!!!
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