Reason 65

Gayness. I have long been a supporter of gay everything and don't mind a bit if you want to explore your sexuality with other dudes, as you did the other night at a fundraiser with Russel Brand. You have also felt the soft lusciousness of Neil Patrick Harris's lips on several occasions, which I wouldn't mind doing either, even though he adamantly plays for the other team. Jason, I know you have claimed time and time again that you lust after the ladies, but I will accept you with open arms if you ever want to switch sides, or even if you want to become one of those wishy washy people who keeps all of their options open. I admit to being one of those people, so we can commiserate together and complain about how there don't seem to be any interesting, funny and intelligent single people of either the male or female persuasion out there. Fly your rainbow flag proudly, Jason! Just promise you won't buy assless leather chaps any time soon and start parading around West Hollywood. A boy has to have some standards.