Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Saturday, January 9, 2010

Reason 40


Just say no to Twitter. I admit to being a bit behind the times when it comes to technology. I actually use my cell phone to talk to people and didn't own a computer until last year because I didn't think I needed one at home. I have no plans to buy a Blu-Ray player or convert all of my VHS tapes to DVD. Sometimes I even send hand-written cards to people instead of corresponding via email (gasp!). What all this means is I completely support your decision to not jump on the Twitter bandwagon and tweet every glorious, celebrity-centric move you make. Besides, other than me, who really wants to read 140 characters about you playing with puppets at three in the morning?

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