Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Monday, December 14, 2009

Reason 14


Muppet play dates. While in New York last week I designed my very own Muppet, almost peeing myself in the process because I was so darn excited. It would be great to get together and put on Muppet shows with your Dracula and my What Not (he is still, sadly, without a name). We could invite neighborhood kids over to watch, pass out bowls of popcorn, shock them with social satire disguised as kid-friendly humor...good times would be had by all. Or, in the very least, we could serenade them with tunes from the Muppet oeuvre. Hmmm, are you able to play piano while manipulating Dracula? Maybe you should start practicing.

1 comment:

  1. How COOL is this? Your very own puppet! Do you have a name for it? If not, how about asking for suggestions? :) Just a thought!

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